“[Moriarty] sits motionless, like a spider in the centre of its web, but that web has a thousand radiations, and he knows well every quiver of each of them. He does little himself. He only plans. But his agents are numerous and splendidly organised. Is there a crime to be done, a paper to be abstracted, we will say, a house to be rifled, a man to be removed - the word is passed to the Professor, the matter is organised and carried out. The agent may be caught. In that case money is found for his bail or his defence. But the central power which uses the agent is never caught - never so much as suspected.”

mikeyfriskeyhands:

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

"take this!"

monsternist:

i drew a modern au jehan and courf last night (灬ºωº灬) (for some reason they’re less daunting to draw than e/R???) this was supposed to be a doodle but. i was the one drawing it so lmao that didn’t last long

i experimented a shitton w style bc i’m 4567% done w my art hahA„ i tried not to care so much too i hope it worked.

jadehalrey:

the slimmest shady you can imagine  

so i just got home from a music festival and it was freezing rain for the most of the day but it was really fun and amazing and stuff have a picture of my impressive double chin while being rained on

khaleesea:

(general background info)

In which everyone but Athelstan is a hipster because let’s face it, Athelstan is the preppy, Sperry-wearing kid with upper-middle class parents who buy only organic, fair trade goods. 

He’s also a law student minoring in theology, having devoted himself to his faith after witnessing his sister’s downward spiral into addiction. One day he literally runs into Ragnar and Lagertha, who live in a flat nearby with their Corgi puppies Bjorn and Gyda. Floki spends most of his nights crashing on his friends’ couches and owns an old red van of which he is fiercely protective. The gang is known for throwing the best parties around, and live the carefree, happy lifestyle Athelstan has never known.

Rollo is still a douche.

Everyone pay attention to Amy and I’s Vikings hipster!AU headcanons

musicalblogging:

vampire weekend / cousins